Wiper, no Wiping! Aw, Man!
As Monday’s blog may have subtley alluded to, I’ve been a bit tired lately.
TIRED, I TELL YOU!!!
Which is why this week I’ve been a bit off my game, and didn’t deliver the bloggage on time as usual.
Yeah, well, sue me.
Or, conversely, read on, about today’s tantalizing subject!
For those of you who don’t have kids yet, you are missing out on a lot of things. Sleep may not be one of those things. Cracked nipples may not be another. But one thing you ARE FOR SURE missing out on (until you read this blog), is the wonder and magic that is….. baby wipes!
They clean ANYTHING. Seriously.
Smudges on the wall? Baby wipes.
Stain on your shirt? Baby wipes.
Poop on your butt?
Okay, sorry, but you had to know that was coming. I’m actually a huge proponent of adults using “baby” wipes for their bathroom needs too! (the flushable kind, anyway) – Who said just because we got bigger our poop suddenly is less sticky & disgusting? And let’s face facts: we are not a “bidet society.”
You are welcome.
Oh, and a special shout out to Hugo Schwyzer, who not only had a new baby recently and therefore has a whole new excuse to buy endless boxes of baby wipes, but who also came to my rescue yesterday when I was out and about doing errands with my kids and stuck in his neighborhood with a poopy diaper. Well, not MY poopy diaper, per se, but it basically became “mine” as soon as it landed in my daughter’s diaper and started smelling up the car.
In swoops Captain Hugo, beloved by men, women and children everywhere! He did a drive-by – he actually drove to our location (Beverly Hills mini mall where my older daughter takes karate) and dropped off a small box of wipes.
Now THAT, my friends, is a true hero.
Sheva (BatSheva Vaknin)